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OKAY, SO GIVE US THE BASICS !
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[/b] BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME
MACK OR IF YOU'RE HOT, MACKIE. I HAVE BEEN REAKING HAVOC FOR
TWENTY YEARS AND I DON'T REALLY PLAN ON STOPPING SOON. I GRACED THIS WORLD WITH MY PRESENCE ON
MARCH 22ND. I AM A
OUTSIDER, I KNOW YOU ARE JEALOUS. I WAS BORN A
POOR KID, NOT THAT IT REALLY MATTERS. SO YEAH, ARE WE DONE?"
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SORRY, NOT QUITE. SO WHAT ARE AND AREN'T YOU INTO ?[/font][/b]
[/b] is a must and i like
most anything catchy on the radio and
some good hip hop.
soul,
country, or
straight up rap might as well go crawl into the great barrier and get eaten by sharks. oh, and i don't like them either,
sharks.
stereotypes are something that everyone should hate and being from melbourne, i'm used to the whole 'g'day mate' shit. it's pointless and retarded.
my eyes are bamf. and yes, i did just say 'bamf' as a word. is that a problem? and
my accent attracts plenty of hotties, so who's to complain about that either? oh and i'm into
boys and
girls -- there's plenty of mackie to go around loves. (;
ahem. yes. well, i love
the city and probably would have stayed in new york if i hadn't been...well. that's a whole different story. i figured staying in big cities was just going to create problems, though in a small place like this,
everyone knows everything especially with that
anonymous going around and spilling everyone's secrets onto the web. it's retarded. yeah, i've been here
days and i know about that bitch. though
she doesn't seem to know everything about me, thank god. i got my
freedom and it seems like it's all been
taken away just as i seem to break out. but that's life? aye?
i suppose i'm a bit of a nutcase. or at least, that's what people say. but don't believe it, kay? cause i'm totally alright. well, maybe sometimes
i say weird things and
i may be inappropriate at time...but hey, i'm normal! really!"
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HOW ER... INTERESTING. WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT ?[/font][/b]
[/i]...*cough* sorry. i don't know what i dream about. well, in sleepy time dreams i dream about being attacked by kiwis -- the birds, not the fruit. but i guess, mostly, i just dream about being really, truly free."
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WHAT MAKES YOU SHAKE IN YOUR BOOTS ?[/font][/b]
[/i] bees. they're evil. and fire freaks me out. but most of all, i fear dying. but i don't want to live forever -- that freaks me out just as much, if not more. i...i just don't want to leave everyone behind, but...you know how, in all those movies, everyone always hates to see their loved ones growing old and dying? that's what i don't want to happen either."
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EVEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME GOOD QUALITIES, RIGHT ?[/font][/b]
[/i] have to have good qualities? everything about me is fanTASTIC. i'm an excellent singer, though no one else believes it, and i'm a great chef, though my dog won't even eat my food. OH. and i'm cool. that counts right?"
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AND IT'S QUITE OBVIOUS YOU HAVE YOUR BAD, HUH ?[/font][/b]
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LET'S GET DIRTY. WHAT TURNS YOU ON ?[/font][/b]
[/i] then. i like long walks on the beach, holding hands, and green eyes. (;"
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DO YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY ?[/font][/b]
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WHERE YA FROM, BY THE WAY ?[/font][/b]
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WHAT IS YOUR WORST POSSIBLE MEMORY EVER ?[/font][/b]
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BETTER SMILE. WHAT ARE YOU REMEMBERING ?[/font][/b]
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SO, WHAT ARE YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS ?[/font][/b]
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HI, I AM PATSY AND I AM AGELESS YEARS OLD.
I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR ALWAYS AND I AIN'T
QUITTING ANYTIME SOON.
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